It Does

It really shouldn’t work between us. He’s nonchalant, forgetful, and dawdling. I’m tightly-wound, organized, and detailed. He retreats when he’s angry. I can’t function without a thorough discussion. He knows the glass is half full. I focus on what’s missing. He squeezes toothpaste from the middle. I insist that from the bottom is the only… Continue reading It Does

A Word To The Wise

I’m contemplating starting potty training with Jayce. He’ll be 2-and-a-half on the 14th. In preparation I purchased my very first package of baby boy boxer briefs.  They are a size 4 and I have to say that even the frilliest lace bottomed girl panties don’t compare with the cuteness factor of these things. I tried… Continue reading A Word To The Wise

Get an Umbrella; The Sky IS Falling

Yeah so Jeff was out of town for a business trip again this week.  You may remember how during his past business trips I’ve had issues with the indigenous wildlife.  This week has been no different. On Wednesday morning during our walk Jayce spotted a snake on the road in front of us.  He pointed… Continue reading Get an Umbrella; The Sky IS Falling

Guest Blogger – Day 2

If you are reading today, then either you read my first installment and are a glutton for boredom, or you forgot that Darcie was gone and wanted to read whatever clever musings she was writing about today.  For the latter group of you, I will apologize in advance and recommend that if you are going… Continue reading Guest Blogger – Day 2

Second String Blogger

As you all know, Darcie is out of town for the weekend, and so, being the good husband that she frequently brags about, I decided to step up and help her out with some blog content.  Now, I hope you aren’t expecting any sort of literal genius – that’s my wife’s job.  I’m more logical… Continue reading Second String Blogger